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ashy 69 yr old who is "denazifying" or smo *Special Military Operating* ukraine. so ashy and so depressed that me made it so you cant smile in russia, the motherland. he said he is taking and remaking the communist regime. a bit like mao zedong *WITHOUT THE FAMINE* and he is just an overall dickhead. he thinks he if denazifying and taking colonies back. if he does that, europe start preparing to take african nations back!
person1: Vladimir Putin is my president, and im russian
person2: ...what the fuck?
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Vladimir Putin: yo waddup trump
Donald Trump: Waddup nigga
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A guy who is pretty bad at his geography and thinks the whole world is Russia. Please help this man know his geography so he doesn't blow the world in half okay :)
Vladimir Putin loves playing with nukes so watch out Ukraine you might be stuffed!!!
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Vladimir Putin is the father and hero of eastern Europe. Invading Ukraine was in the best interests of the Russian regime. This war will bring tremendous success to the Russian people. Ukraine is Russian territory, and it is Putin's job to fuck em' up. Putin also has created a strong economic and military alliance with the world ruler, Chinese Leader Xi Jinping. These two saints will work together in harmony to restore iron-fist leadership in every nation in the world. Joe Biden's testes are not large enough to compete with these gigachads.
Person A: Vladimir Putin is literally so awesome.
Guard: Good job. Your opinion appears to be in line with the requirements of the Kremlin. You will not be shot today.
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He’s a thick black nigga that runs Russia
He likes to invade Ukrainians assholes
And wants to fuck men
Vladimir Putin Is a faggot
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A Vladimir Putin is when your Russian brothel maid disrespects you while riding your sweet ass trike and you hand her a well deserves Russian beat down with a swift fore hand.
Bro: Hey that foreign chick Anastasia was a real bitch last night.
Homie: Yeah I had to give her the Vladimir Putin on the way home.
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