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Has 3 meanings:
1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes
2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal
3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia
" Let's have some vodka! "
" Vodka is life, he looks like he needs it "
" All hail vodka! "
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Vodka is the favorite russian drink includes spirit and water. Normaly it's 40 or higher degrees. In Russia it's important part of meeting, love, sex and friendship. In other countries it's coctail ingridient.
Misha: Let's meet tonight sweety!
Anna: Shure honey, bring some vodka for us to make our date hot!
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One of the main things that Russians drink. In Russian everyone drinks vodka like water. Vodka is very cheap in Russia, you could buy it for about a nikle a bottle.
Kosta:Andrey napelsa chevota.
Denes:Naverna on plasnool sebe vodke.
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The best drink in the world especially when mixed with the pine apple juice.This concoction will make you spek like never before and say things that were ment to be kept inside.
" Hey...did you know that i fucked your brother?"
" HOly shit!! did you hear that!? MAria must have had some Vodka"
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Russian courage! Gives you heat when you walk in the snow and lets you think you can sleep in it. Helped russian soldiers in WW2 getting killed for their nation!!!
Lowers inhibition to the "GET NAKED" point.
Also helps you play poker.
Russia equals Quebec but with less partys and less snow (I admit it's colder in Russia)
Vodka....we need some vodka, we need some VODKA!!! HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!! VODKA WE NEED SOME VODKA..........
Guy 1: Hey my glass of vodka is almost empty.......
Guy 2: DAMN FILL IT UP!!!! FILL IT UP!!!!!!!
1st Quebecer: Hey my glass of vodka is almost empty........ I'ma drink it one shot but could you please bring the Waterbong closer???
2nd Quebecer: Yeah which Bong do you want??? Don't worry I'm 18 I can buy alcohol any time I want!!!!
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Callie bunneys life support
What u drinking?
Callies life support (vodka)
drinking a half a fifth of this a hour before you have to go home is a really, really bad idea if your underage and your parents were expecting you home at 11, not one in the morning.
expect to tell everybody every secret you have, and to talk to that hot guy you always saw at school but never had the courage to talk to in person.
you will tell him everything you've ever thought about him.
also, never drink around ex boyfriends, or ex boyfriends ex girlfriends, or ex friends' friends.
sarah: dudeeeee even though we have to be home in a hour lets get drink a fifth of vodka!! nothing bad could happen!
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