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The formal French word for please, with the informal word for please being s'il te plaît. They have it this way because the French love being spedecial.
Waiter/Garçon: "Vous desirez, madame?"
Customer: "Donnez-moi une croissant avec jus d'pomme, s'il vous plaît."
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A sudden feeling that you have previously experienced the obnoxious conversation spewing forth from the mouth of the pompous arrogant ass of a jerk that is currently invading your space and deminishing your will to live.
Suddenly, Mike turned away from the idiot at the bar he was speaking to and exclaimed to his friends, "Oh my god, I just had douche-ja vous. I totally feel like I've had this exact douchey conversation with this freaking douche bag before".
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pass the pepper s'il vous plait
RSVP=respendezvous s'il vous palit = respond if you please
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1.) A direct and effective way of propositioning a potential sexual partner for intercourse of an anal nature. This method never fails.
2.) An indirect manner in which to determine whether or not a male is of the homosexual preference.
Man: "Hey, baby. Parlez Vous Buttsex?"
Woman: "Chaaa! Only like... all the time!"
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a gentleman held in high esteem for his abilities as a playa of the franco-phonic ladies. Or conversely a Parisian gentleman held in high esteem by fellow non franco-phonic colleagues for his abilities to play on the anglo-phonic ladies. Or the action of playing ladies with a franco-phonic style.
there goes the sil vous playa, at it again, damn playa got that shit going on.
Quit your sil vous playin' and drink your beer foo!
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short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.
"all you have to do is go to the girl and say 'hi i think your hot'"
"ahh parlez vous parskwar"
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A burger that comes with parsnips
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger, you should try it!"
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