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The act of having sex with a woman who is bent over a kitchen table after she has served you a meal, and as you climax she farts. At this point you pull out and mutter, Dirty Waitress.
I was having sex with my wife after dinner and she pulled a Dirty Waitress on me!
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When having anal sex, the male pulls his penis out and the woman defecates all over the place.
"I was fucking this chick in the ass, and she pulled a mexican waitress, and now my sheets are permanently stained
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When you cum into a girl's mouth and she spits it into her vagina and gets pregnant.
"Oh shit, she didn't swallow! She did an Angry Mexican Waitress. Now I gotta pay child support."
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a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.
Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....
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The specific color of red nail polish that is used in countless old movies and commercials for it's sheer mass appeal. Women then go out and try to imitate the looks and mannerisms of these silver screen stars, right down to their flawless red polish. It is now for sale by the company OPI in their spring collection.
Woman 1 - "That (I'm Not Really A Waitress) nail polish is soooooo gorgeous, i like have to get some so i can look just like Raquel Welch!"
Woman 2 - "You couldn't look like Raquel Welch even if you got liposuction and 100 facelifts."
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Falling in love with someone who does not love you back for extremely long periods of time. It is a pop culture reference from Its always Sunny in Philadelphia(2005).
Dude, she doesnt like you back, its been four years, I think you have charlie's waitress syndrome.
She is a waitress who is not only good at her job as a waitress, but is also extremely attractive!
I sat down at the local diner for a quick bite and when I saw the server come over to my booth I could see that she was a hot dog waitress!
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