Wake Surfing

Using a surfboard or similar board to surf the wake behind a boat.

Johnny had an excellent time wake surfing behind the boat.

Wake-and-Bake

The act of waking up of a morning and partaking of the chronic by means of a bong without leaving the comfort of one's bed. Made possible by possession of a serving wench/lad to present baking instuments and narcotics on a silver tray or, failing this convenience, the forethought to leave apparatus within reach of the squalid heap where one collapsed in a munted stupor the previous evening.

"Martibald, I believe I shall Wake-and-Bake this good morning"
"Exemplary idea, Frederico. By the by, why are we in bed together?"

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Waking the Fallen

Second by Avenged Sevenfold. Contains good combination of screaming and singing with great guitar riffs and solos. First album to feature bassist Johnny Christ.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard that A7X album Waking the Fallen?

Guy 2: Yeah, it's their best one!

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Wake and waste

Similar to the wake and bake, a wake and waste is the act of consuming any leftover weed AND alcohol from the prior night's activities apon waking up, hungover. Often with the intent to lessen hangover symptoms but with the results of becoming wasted before noon.

"I was having some 'hair of the dog' but then the wake-and-bakers handed me the bong"

"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."

wake island

When someone disappears or goes into hibernation; leaves their friendship circle and comes back again after a period of time.

Rangzeb: Yo Hakkan, did you hear from tabs after the walahi gang bang?
Hakkan: Brav, tabs is wake island, he aint coming back.

waking the neighbors

a crude way of saying having sex; referring to the volume of the moans and groans coming

When she started going down on me, I knew we would soon be waking the neighbors.

poo wakely

a small penis

nat: omg kate i bet his widge is massive
kate: deffo a poo wakely

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