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walking

Something i should be doing to work off my fat ass after having a baby.

'i should be walking off my fat ass at the park today'

by Ocraner July 1, 2008

93πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Walked In

Opening a door without knocking and seeing someone masturbating.

Luke: Damn I walked in on my dad the other day
John: wow
Luke: I know right

by Titan Sea October 17, 2015

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


The Walk

an old viking ritual: in which a viking man attaches his own small intestine to a knife startegically placed in a rock. He must then walk around the rock slowly unravelling his own intestine;thus commiting suicide in the manliest way conceivable.

" You will honor with us with The Walk?!"

Synonym: elbow beard

by annastasia January 9, 2006

40πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


The walk

The walk is when usually an older cousin brings you on a β€œwalk” to get high.

I went on the walk with my cousin on thanksgiving.

by Summerghost November 30, 2019


walk

To Crip walk. The footwork originated by the Crips gang. While appearing to be a dance, it is not.

Xzibit: "Get your walk on!"

by Law The Stryker May 8, 2006

105πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


walk

Literally means to walk across the stage during your high school graduation ceremony to receive your diploma. However, people use the word to mean finishing high school.

Senioritis is really getting to me - I got D's in classes that I used to get A's in. I don't care anymore though, as long as I'm able to walk. That's all that matters.

by chris March 16, 2005

73πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


walking

Walking (also known as ambulation) is THEE most badboy gait of terrestrial locomotion among legged animals. If performed incorrectly can result in single or multiple catastrophic faceplants. Thomas Edison (the dick) coined the biomechanical hack when he was sick of bashing his head against tables doings barrel rolls and accidentally kicking dickxs willy-nilly (Pun Intended) since before then the only mode of transportation was to crawl, teddy roll or just plain roll (but if you did that kids said your dad shopped at netto.) If you attempted to achieve bipedal ambulation before 'The Great Bimble' which took place on Jimmy Saviles grave before he was born. You'd get poked by sticks by locals and sent back to whence came. Hair straighteners were often used to lengthen and straighten the legs. This resulted in properly, slic, sleek, LUSCIOUS, easy to maintain lugs. Because you're well worth it. In order to sit at the dinner table, people would often perform a vigorous roll towards said chair and flosbury flop. Its a type of pole vault.

In the 18th century bubble wrap was invented as an act of war to protect human meatsuits from the pissy cobbles or everywhere but especially Hunslet, Leeds.

person 1: lets go for a walking
person 2: oh what you mean a bitta ambulation for the nation ye?
person 1: ye
person 2: why didnt you say lets get onit mymush
person 1: lets go charvva beaver works ye

person 2: ye

person 2: need to straighten my legs first tho can i use your ghds
person 1: bubble n wrap ye kidda
person 2: ye but can I use your ghds
person 1: ye

by mouisa October 20, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž