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Something i should be doing to work off my fat ass after having a baby.
'i should be walking off my fat ass at the park today'
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Opening a door without knocking and seeing someone masturbating.
Luke: Damn I walked in on my dad the other day
John: wow
Luke: I know right
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an old viking ritual: in which a viking man attaches his own small intestine to a knife startegically placed in a rock. He must then walk around the rock slowly unravelling his own intestine;thus commiting suicide in the manliest way conceivable.
" You will honor with us with The Walk?!"
Synonym: elbow beard
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The walk is when usually an older cousin brings you on a “walk” to get high.
I went on the walk with my cousin on thanksgiving.
To Crip walk. The footwork originated by the Crips gang. While appearing to be a dance, it is not.
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Literally means to walk across the stage during your high school graduation ceremony to receive your diploma. However, people use the word to mean finishing high school.
Senioritis is really getting to me - I got D's in classes that I used to get A's in. I don't care anymore though, as long as I'm able to walk. That's all that matters.
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Walking (also known as ambulation) is THEE most badboy gait of terrestrial locomotion among legged animals. If performed incorrectly can result in single or multiple catastrophic faceplants. Thomas Edison (the dick) coined the biomechanical hack when he was sick of bashing his head against tables doings barrel rolls and accidentally kicking dickxs willy-nilly (Pun Intended) since before then the only mode of transportation was to crawl, teddy roll or just plain roll (but if you did that kids said your dad shopped at netto.) If you attempted to achieve bipedal ambulation before 'The Great Bimble' which took place on Jimmy Saviles grave before he was born. You'd get poked by sticks by locals and sent back to whence came. Hair straighteners were often used to lengthen and straighten the legs. This resulted in properly, slic, sleek, LUSCIOUS, easy to maintain lugs. Because you're well worth it. In order to sit at the dinner table, people would often perform a vigorous roll towards said chair and flosbury flop. Its a type of pole vault.
In the 18th century bubble wrap was invented as an act of war to protect human meatsuits from the pissy cobbles or everywhere but especially Hunslet, Leeds.
person 1: lets go for a walking
person 2: oh what you mean a bitta ambulation for the nation ye?
person 1: ye
person 2: why didnt you say lets get onit mymush
person 1: lets go charvva beaver works ye
person 2: ye
person 2: need to straighten my legs first tho can i use your ghds
person 1: bubble n wrap ye kidda
person 2: ye but can I use your ghds
person 1: ye
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