Walking the Dog

Saying to your internet friends that you're going to walk the dog, but instead you are sexually pleasuring yourself.

Hey Vega, I'll be back in fifteen just Walking the Dog.

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Walk the dog

Walking around with your cock hanging out your unzipped shorts or pants.

One night after taking a piss in the alley, I decided to keep it out and walk the dog.

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Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

Walking the dog

beatin off, masturbating

"Hey mike i gotta call u back, i'm about to go walking the dog."

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walking the dog

Code for smoking marijuana.

I'll be right back, I'll be outside Walking the Dog

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Walking the dog

The term "walking the dog" isn't what it seems. For most people, they would take their four-legged lovable doggie out for a stroll. In this case, "walking the dog" means to go home at lunch and masturbate until you howl louder than your dog. Most common tools used for this action: Hilighter, Hair brush, Dildo, Rubber fist, Shock collar & Colt's swag... fingers are not too common.

Bob: Hey, Fred, where you off to?

Fred: Off walking the dog...

Bob: Ohh, walk the dog, eh? Funny how I see you don't leave your apartment! Who's walking who??

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Walking the Dog

While in the act of doggy style sex, you push your girlfriend forward so she is crawling on her hands and knees and you walk behind her while still having sex.

Don't forget to bring the pooper scooper when you and your girlfriend decide to go walking the dog.

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