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beatin off, masturbating
"Hey mike i gotta call u back, i'm about to go walking the dog."
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To take a piss.
Hey, I'll see you in a minute, I need to go and walk the dog.
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Leading someone on in a relationship. Intentionally sending "forward" signals in a relationship when it is known that nothing will come of it.
"Wow, Jon has been walking the dog for like two weeks now!"
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Have sex with your boyfriend when you're not in the mood because he won't stop humping your leg until you do
Girl 1: Did you and Jason get home from the bar ok last night?
Girl 2: Yeah. We were pretty drunk. I was ready to sleep but I had to walk the dog first.
Girl 1: How was it?
Girl 2: Fine. He came in 3 minutes and we both passed out. Then we had really good hangover sex the next morning.
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The term "walking the dog" isn't what it seems. For most people, they would take their four-legged lovable doggie out for a stroll. In this case, "walking the dog" means to go home at lunch and masturbate until you howl louder than your dog. Most common tools used for this action: Hilighter, Hair brush, Dildo, Rubber fist, Shock collar & Colt's swag... fingers are not too common.
Bob: Hey, Fred, where you off to?
Fred: Off walking the dog...
Bob: Ohh, walk the dog, eh? Funny how I see you don't leave your apartment! Who's walking who??
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To engage in the act of smoking methamphetamine. The term is documented to have originated from University Place or U.P. in Washington state. Most commonly used when a person or group of friends are about to partake in the action of smoking meth. Where as they must find an excuse or reason to leave their current " chilling " situation so no one knows what they are going to go do.
Hey man, I could go for another pick me up right now because I don't have the energy to pull another motor. Just go tell " them " that we're going to go walk the dog and we'll be right back.
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While in the act of doggy style sex, you push your girlfriend forward so she is crawling on her hands and knees and you walk behind her while still having sex.
Don't forget to bring the pooper scooper when you and your girlfriend decide to go walking the dog.
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