walloper

A cock (see Alastair). Usually big

Alastair has a wee nob, I have a walloper!

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Wallop

A new name for idiots

'Stop hanging around here you bunch of wallops'

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wallop

to caress

Nicole walloped Allen softly.

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Wallop

Wallop, Walloping.
1. A timid movement with the feet performed by "the one who wallops", which might arise when in

2. Movement without destination, often caused by psychadelic intoxication.

1. "He developed a wallop at the peak of his trip."

2."I know im supposed to be getting something, but I just can't remember... I've been walloping around now for quite some time."

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Penis Walloper

Penis Walloper is another expression for wanking, jerking.

'Bet Johns been Penis Walloping' or 'look at that fucking penis walloper over there'

meaty wallop

A cross between a dickslap and a teabag, the victim is 'walloped' across the face with both cock and balls.

Liam was falling asleep so Miles gave him a meaty wallop.

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french wallop

The act of ejaculating on a baguette, inserting it into your partner's rectum using a roofing hammer, then shouting "Voilá" *chefs kiss*

Jacque: "I gave me sœur a French wallop last night, it was très magnifique!"