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When someone enters a taxi to find the interior coated in seamen.
“Bro I’m taking an Uber last time I used a taxi it was a waxy taxi”
what u say when ever u swish a shot
WAXY DIGGLES!!!! did u see that ralph martinez is a beast!!
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The act of making up an alias for a Rapist
Jaime: Hmmmm what would be a good name for a rapist Waxie GnomE!
Blake: Dude, .... you sick-o
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A very sexy man with a large dick and very good at sex
Ohh look at him he's a waxy man
Woah dude that’s tasty and waxy! -sponsored by the wiggles
The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.
"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"
the lines on your face from sleeping. they don't go away for like five hours I hate them.
hi, sorry I'm late, I just woke up. what? I have waxy diggles? shit hang one brb.
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