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This is also called "The Cobalt Bomb." The Cobalt Bomb is capable of wiping out life on earth. It explodes and emits long-lasting and lethal gamma radiation, the most energetic radiation in the electromagnetic spectrum.
The weapon of total destruction can kill every living thing on earth.
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It's okay for some countries to have, like North Korea, but not others, like everybody else.
Great big sharp pointy antlers that cut you to pieces, especially when very sharp!
Martin the Moose cut open his rivals' nose using his "weapons of moose destruction", in a battle for territory and a good shag with Maggie the moose!
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As determined by Bush:
Nail Files, Pocket Knives, AK47s, paint ball guns, laser pointers, chemical weapons, etc.
Reality:
Weapons designed to level entire cities or more. The only recorded use of them in war throughout history has been against Japan in Hiroshima and Nagasaki
eg: A bombs, H bombs, Nuclear Missiles, but NOT chemical weapons
A couple of terrorists were scouting out a building for over 2 years which they then planned to destroy with "weapons of mass destruction". Oh wait a minute... why would you hunt for a good place to use a nuke or other missile when such a weapons is more than enough to destroy the entire neigbhorhood?
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A very pungent, very volatile, evil-smelling fart that can possibly cause nearby people to lose their willpower.
Can be easily caused by a person eating too much food that gives gas.
I am so fucking pissed off! I totally ruined my relationship with that girl because while I was dancing with her at the senior prom, I let out an uncontrollable weapon of gas destruction that left her and other couples in total disarray and dismay!
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What your ass becomes after eating an IHOP broccoli & cheese omelet for breakfast, a Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell for lunch and White Castle sliders & beer for dinner
you need to register that weapon of ass destruction after chowing-down that entire tray of broccoli and cheese casserole after the bar last night
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ow that dildo really ripped my arse hole apart
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