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she pays what she weighs

if she is over weight then she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she weighs

She pays me 800 dollars a month, she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs.

by Jujupayway December 7, 2021


Weigh-in

A term used normally for league fighting where fighters are weighed and get to beef or 'square up' to each other. Also used on the street in the same instance where a close to fighting dispute happened usually with the people arguing pushing and screaming in each others faces.

Friend1: Did you hear about that dave kid beefing tom?

Friend2: Yeahhh! i did mateee. Tom weighed him in but dave bottled it didnt he!? The patty.
Friend1: Don't blame him tbf Tom will Weigh-in any man.

by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021


one-weigh valve

Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.

Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.

by QuacksO March 8, 2020


skinny weigh how much that penny weigh

Code words for can we fuck and or can i lick yo butthole

Man “Skinny weigh how much that penny weigh?”
Woman “ come over boo.”

by Wishes dj August 18, 2024


Annie weighs

A phrase used to say "anyways", usually used on Twitter.

"Annie weighs, let's not talk about that song, it tanked"

by violucas January 20, 2021


weigh lawn

A weed farm.

"The state of Virginia has seized a massive weigh lawn in connection to gang activity along its coastal cities."
"I'm glad the authorities have the situation under control. Hope they torched that weigh lawn."

by Flailfire August 22, 2024


Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.

After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.

by Nichols Kerr December 3, 2020