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Aptness towards participation in a Wesson oil party.
I'm having a Wesson oil party this weekend; who do you know with wessonality?
We called them Crisco Parties when I was young; I'll bring my mom, she's totally got wessonality!
Used when talking about a concealed S&W revolver on your person. Generally to avoid the panic caused by declaring you are carrying a revolver.
Jeff: I wish we had a gun right now.
Sally: Don't worry, I brought Misters Smith and Wesson with me.
When you campaign for three terms of service from age 5 and then then dehistorify you and tell your whole family to eat dick and starve
I've been hit by Glaxo Smith and Wesson
Treats girls like trash.
His nose is bigger than his dick
Mike: Hey Josh, your gay, How’s Will Wesson in bed?
Josh: His nose is bigger than his dick.
The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.
That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson
What a slingshot is called when you master the ability to use said slingshot to the point where the rocks you propel literally travel at the same speed of a bullet fired from a Smith & Wesson manufactured gun.
person a: yo bro... check it out... i got the sling & wesson..
person b: i do not believe you.
person a: *uses slingshot so adaquately that person b fucking dies*
Wesson-Burger is an word used to get a team monkey to work harder