Wetty

A person who likes looking at their reflection, having overly involved friendships with the opposite sex and being a general moist bastard. May be found fake tanning, doing their hair or talking about feelings.

Pete: 'She's a really handsome girl I'd love to have a spoon, cuddle and movie night'

Tom: 'You're such a fucking wetty'

wetties

the term commonly used to describe south african beers called Black Labels

Rich: Forbes, why didn't you call me to come have a few million wetties with you last night.

Or

Wetties are never a worry

wetty

when something is utterly excellent

Man, this spliff is wetty!

wetty

Shortened form of "wetback", an appropriate name for many of the illegal invaders who wade through the Rio Grande into the United States.

I have three jobs to support that free-loading wetty and his wife and 5 children.

wetty

N-
An apparatus used for smoking weed, tobacco, and other smokeables.

Dropping a Wetty
V-
The use of a Wetty.

yesterday I dropped a big ass wetty, passed out, and woke up with a donkey and 15 cinnamon buns.

Wetty

A trinidadian Individual who thinks they have "swag" And Carry about themselves in a vain manner.

"See that man over there he is a wetty."

wetty

used to describe a mexican from mexico. Someone who swam across the rio grande from mexico to get to usa.

fuck that wetty aye... shouldn't he be picking and selling my oranges! pinche mojado!