What would Kratos do?

Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.

Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.

i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible

Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,

Feed 5000 people,

Cure blindness or leprosy

Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.

Guy: Zack stole my wife! What would Kratos do?!

Guy 2: Probably rip off his head

Guy: Yeah!

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What would Jack do?

A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"

Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"

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What dat Mouf Do

Question asking what tasks a female can perform with her mouth

Hey Bitch What dat mouf do!!!!!

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Peppa what are you doing

Peppa what are you doing is a trend from TikTok that I’m freaking tired up but it basically means someone finds peppa and asks what is she doing somewhere

“Peppa what are you doing in my chocolate “

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO

"HELP I'M STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE AGAIN AND I CAN'T GET OUT". "I'LL COME AND GET YOU SIS" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO?" "YEAH OH THATS GOOD" "OH OH OH OH MY GOD HARDER YES YES YES I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "WYF DID YOU JUST CUM IN YOUR STEP SISTER"
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WHEN SHE GETS STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE SHE SAY "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO"

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What you tryna do

To spark problems or in a conflict or slick and gain your way with people.

What you tryna do nigga swing

What you tryna do ma

What you wanna do

This means someone is asking you to decide the next chapter of your life before entering a fight as they want you to decide what happens to you giving you the option to fight or back down if responding with nothing

Prince- Bro what you wanna do

Jordan- nothing bro chill