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what's the time mister wolf?

A cute way of asking the time that distracts someone long enough to be pickpocketed. the source is a ninettenth century childrens playground game particularly popular from the interwar years.

Villain: What's the time mister wolf?

Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.


In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

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Whats your time zone?

While playing a lego game you will suddenly be messaged by the fabled jax "whats your time zone" This is a warning of the tragedy that will happen.

In the middle of a set the fabled jax messaged me "whats your time zone?" I missed my set the second after.

by Ashjax4lyfe May 28, 2018

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What time?

"What time?" is a phrase which is used in irony in order to make someone understand that is not going to happen.

A: Are you going to come to the concert?
B: Yeah,"What time?" ,im broke af so i cant buy a ticket.

by tanasis December 6, 2016


what time is it

"it's time for lunch"
- Mr grouper

what time is it

by john stromboli November 28, 2022


What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019


What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig

What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg

by Hottie Amelia June 2, 2022