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a phrase meaning "got any gossip" but for men.
Normally an offer of conversation rather than a call for gossip on a specific topic.
How you doing mate? what do we know?
A sarcastic comment that is used when someone figures out something really obvious. An imitation of a game show host announcing that someone has given the correct answer and has won a prize that his assistant (Johnny) will specify on cue. Often preceded by "Ding ding!"
Boss: "OK everyone, Brenda Smith is going to be out on Thursday so we need someone to volunteer to fill her time slot."
Mike Hawk: "I'm available that day. I can do it."
Boss: "All righty then. I'm going to go ahead and stick Mike Hawk in her slot."
Steve: "That's what she said! Or...um...actually I mean that's what HE said!"
(everyone laughs except Jim)
Jim: "I don't get it..."
(20 seconds go by)
Jim: "Oh haha, now I get it...Mike Hawk sounds like 'my cock!' It's sexual innuendo. That's a good one."
Steve: "DING DING! What do we have for 'em, Johnny?"
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we shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he's sober, stick him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him, and put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
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it's a great respond to fixing a moment of silence lasting anywhere between 5 to 10 minutes. works great on dates. if said sarcastically, u will usually get a laugh & the funny thing is that it will stimulate a conversation.
we just sat there eating our dinner without much dinner conversation. i had to use one of my lines and said: "so what should we talk about?" she giggled and started babbling about something that happened at school, i pretended i was interested but i could stop staring at her cleavage. at the end of the night, she told me i was a great listener and conversationlist. hahhahahahahaa!
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Abrupt interruption of friend(s) conversation to signify hot chick in the vicinity. It is typically used in unison with a slight head nod in the direction of said hottie. The interruption is KEY; regardless of how important the conversation is, all parties, male or female, must be inconvenienced enough to look before resuming conversation.
Extra "whoas" may be added for effect, up to five is customary and acceptable.
Guy #1: "So I told her to quit being crazy and looking through my phone..."
Guy #2: "Whoa whoa whoa whoa what do we have here?"
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Star wars prequel fans laugh at the murder of children. Don't question it.
Master Skywalker there are too many of them, what are we going to do?
Ha ha younglings go Brrrrrrrrrrr
A meme from the show "Hazbin Hotel" referring to a part of a song.
Dude: "You know that one Hazbin Hotel meme?"
Person: "Yeah, it's that 'what are we even talking about' thing!"
Dude: "Dude sick you know what I'm talking about!"