what the fuck is going on

If we knew what was going on, we wouldn't be asking this question. But what is really going on, is you are questioning wether you know what is going on or not.

Looking at the "WHITE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY" Twitter page. What the fuck is going on?
A blind kid is playing football, what the fuck is going on?

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what the shit is going on?

A phrase used to depict a sense of fine confusion.

Peter: "Dave, that man just got married to a penguin and everyones happy for him!"
Dave: "What The Shit Is Going On?!"

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what could possibly go wrong

The thing you say when you're about to do something really stupid that will, without question, go wrong.

"I'll just swim through this pit of crocodiles like a baws. What could possibly go wrong?"

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What Could Possibly Go Wrong

WCPGW- A statement of unbridled optimism and also an immediate trigger for Murphies Law. Generally uttered at meetings followed within seconds by a cascade of unexpected and horrid consequences.

What are you doing today?
Cleaning windows on the World Trade Centre, "What could possibly go wrong"

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yeah, but what are you going to do?

a phrase coined by Homer Simpson where a situation doesn't typically favor one's way and they're either powerless or too lazy to do anything about it.

Marge: (checking mail) Hmm free sample of Lemon Time Homer: Ooh, give it here. (chuggs bottle) Marge: Homer that's dishwashing liquid! Homer: yeah, but what are you going to do?

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what can possbily go right

Someone who makes a statement and doesn't know how to spell "possibly".

Basically what happened during Order 66 in Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge Of The Sith.
When something is so wrong that nothing could aquatically happen that is good.
The opposite of "What could possbily go wrong"?

literally my god damn life

what can possbily go right

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i have no idea whats going on right now

from the show South Park...as said by Towlie

"I'm so stoned, I have no idea whats going on right now."

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