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"What time are you open till?" is a seemingly innocent question posed to unsuspecting retail and restaurant workers. The question "opens them up" to all the shit the customer wants to throw at them, and generally ruins their day because they are thenceforth opened to everyone who comes into the store. Basically, they are bottoms until closing time because they equated themselves mentally with the store, which everybody is coming inside.
Customer: What time are you open till?
Waitress: The restaurant closes at 11.
Customer: You didn't answer my question!
Waitress: I know!
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A cheesy pick up line guys ask girls, but most of the time the girls have nothing to say. The current answer is 10:16PM& 3:00AM.
Vinny: What time do legs open baby?
Lisa: 10:16PM, come see me then.
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"What time?" is a phrase which is used in irony in order to make someone understand that is not going to happen.
A: Are you going to come to the concert?
B: Yeah,"What time?" ,im broke af so i cant buy a ticket.
"it's time for lunch"
- Mr grouper
what time is it
“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”
The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig
What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.
Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?
Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg