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Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.
It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.
This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:
"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"
"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"
"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"
And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):
... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf
chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
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People who have nothing interesting about them and have nothing interesting to say.
How could you date her? She is so wheat toast.
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A porn that depicts a colored man in a cream of wheat box getting his male genitalia worked by a white voluptuous 80's porn star female with a a white gentleman in a toast costume dancing in a very peculiar manner.
Scenario. When standing with friends and talking.
You: The funny thing about cream of wheat is...
Person A: What are you talking about?
Person B: OMG (Bust out laughing).
Person A: Whats so funny?
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A breakfast cereal made of deliciously toasted wheat fibers, all perfectly weaved into a single bite-sized square.
An iconic symbol of grindxcore, as first proposed by waking the cadaver
Id like to feel your arm. I like shredded wheat.
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An antonym for "Lets get this bread" because instead of obtaining said gluten, one is *yeeting* the wheat. One could say that it is the equivalent to throwing a match.
Friend1: Alright squad lets get this bread
Friend2: Nah bro im gonna Yeet that Wheat this match
Bleached pubes on a tan or a spray tan.
My wheat penny is really coming along. May be a 1943 by next week.
Is the home of the Coors BOTTLE Company....the company that makes the beer bottles for the Golden based brewery.
Coors gets its bottles from the plant in Wheat Ridge.
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