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lick my cl*t where I sh*t

When excreting bodily fluids while preforming sexual relations on a penguins while a sexual predator walrus watches from a far

I would say lick my cl*t where I sh*t at the zoo but I am not allowed at southwicks

by Jellybelly42000 October 3, 2020


hola soy dora can you find where i gave a fuck

Dora has resorted to bullying 10 year olds on Roblox

“hola soy dora can you find where i gave a fuck?”

by ✿ Partum Ignavum ✿ June 4, 2022


Do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

when you're a pirate at the function trying to find where the dealer is at.

Pirate: Yaaarrrghh Matey! That be a well crafted joke! Say, do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

Room of people: *awkward stare and silence*

by pessimissia June 29, 2023


***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

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Hit me where I don’t gaf

It’s where you hit someone somewhere and they say Ahha, you hit me right where I don’t gaf or “give a fuck”

Hit me where I don’t gaf

by Darren Upchurch September 8, 2021


Lick my cl*t where I s**t

A classy but sassy way to tell someone to F*** off

-Lick my cl*t where I s**t- To tell someone to f**k off

Person A- yo lemme get that bag of doritos

Person B-Lick my clit where I sh*t

by WonderBread421 October 3, 2020


I see where I stand

Knowing your place in other lives and their priorities.

*Friend groups excluded her*
Girl: “wow I see where I stand”

by Lovinn Machine April 11, 2022