Rural Dictionary

whitey

A short period of feeling sick, or queasy; often a reaction to excessive consumption of alcohol or drugs. From the pallid skin of someone feeling sick. Cf. 'throw a whitey'.

John's just had a whitey and had to go home early.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

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The Whitey refers to a Failed Handshake. As black people usually have no trouble with this phenomena, and white people are almost always the culprit, the title is fitting.

When two people greet eachother, one person may go for a high five while another goes for the ghetto varation. The result is an awkward stew of hand gestures, and fleshy palm on palm friction.

The Whitey can also refer to someone completely missing the other person's hand, resulting in a re-try or giving up entirely.

"Whas up playa!?" (Black dude)
"Errrm not a whole lot *sniffle*, going over my portfolio"(White dude)
--Hand shake--
"Man you just pulled the Whitey" (Black Dude)

by FalseIdolWorseProphet July 12, 2011

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Whitey

A negative word for a person who is white. It can also mean someone who is white but thinks it is their best intrest to act like another race. See also: wigger, wangsta, Wapanese, or cracka.

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

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whitey

a word a black person can NEVER say while a white person is present or they will be beat down. But they say it with fellow black people.

White person #1: Yo my whitey, wut up.

White person #2: Whiteeeey! Shit! Ya shudda been at my crib last night. This whitey was all up in my shit, man. I said ya betta chill out whitey or I'm gonna fuck you up. Shit, that whitey pulled out a knife, and I knocked that whitey down to da ground and beat the fuck outta that whitey. Shit. No whitey pulls that shit in my crib. Real talk.

Black person overhearing: "Whitey?"

White person #1: What tha fuck you say, bitch?

White person #2: That nigga called us whitey!

White person #1: He ain't gonna be callin nobody nuthin in a minute!

Black person: What the fuck? What the hell's goin on here?

(Cue Twilight Zone music)