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A gang of kids stretching from Sacramento CA, to Seattle WA.
Whities for life.
The Whities and I egged the crap outa that house last night.
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When an absolute cunt bokes his ring after he feels the gut stinging power of swall.
Matt was whitying and then proceeded to rim a guy
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Super soft and comfortable white briefs commonly worn by boys and men if they love them so much.
If you’re going to high school, don’t wear them and if you do, don’t get caught wearing them. You can and will get more than you bargained for. If you get caught wearing them, the following can happen:
-Wedgies (regular, extremely painful massive, hanging and atomic)
-Swirlies
-Being pantsed (sometimes in front of your crush and her friends)
-Having your clothes taken and being forced to run around the school in your tighty whities while everyone records you on their phones so they can put it on their Snapchat story.
So wear boxers while going to high school or wear tighty whities if you’re okay with that the following list^^^
Tighty-whities are very soft and comfortable white briefs I used to enjoy wearing.
I wore tighty whities every day until I was in high school. While changing in gym, the cool boxer wearing guys saw my tighty whities and immediately ran over to me and gave me the worst Wedgie imaginable followed by a swirly.
Later on while going to tell my crush who was out of my league how I feel, the same guys pull down my pants, revealing my tighty whities and she was staring at my tighty whities while I was also having a boner.
After that, my shirt was removed and taken along with my pants and the guys forced me to run around the entire school in my tighty whities while everyone laughed as they watched and filmed me on their phones. I looked on Snapchat later and saw many put it on their story.
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1. The act of hitting a golf ball with a golf club.
2. Playing a round of golf.
"Yo man I got 18 reasons to be spankin' whitie."
"I broke 70 spankin' whitie today."
"Yo man I got 18 reasons to be spankin' whitie."
"I broke 70 spankin' whitie today."
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These are underwear also known as briefs, usually white and is quite popular style of underwear. Although, when you go into high school it can sometimes be view as uncool but this is a rare event. I went into high school wearing white briefs and didn't get anything embarrassing happen to me. In the rare event you do go to a school where 'tighty whities' aren't approved off you can expect frequent wedgies, some spankings and most of all being pantsed to expose your briefs to the public, usually always happens during gym class/PE.
"Hey look! He is wearing Tighty Whities lets get him!"
"Today in school after gym I was hung by my Tighty Whities on a large hook and given a huge Hanging Wedgie. This was followed by Spanking and a Swirly which didn't feel too good at all."
"I usually wear tighty whities because they are the most comfortable underwear and the girls like them."
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Briefs (or tighty whities) that have been worn so much that they have lost elasticity in the waistband and fabric.
You know it's time to throw out your tighty whities when they become loosey whities.
Fun ways to dispose of loosey whities:
throw them over a fence and into someone's pool or jacuzzi;
leave them in someone's glove compartment;
put them in someone's desk at work or school;
throw them onto a powerline;
hang them from a tree branch or bush;
stuff them into someone's pillow case;
put them between the pages of a library book on a shelf;
superglue them onto a mirror in a public washroom;
hoist them onto a flagpole;
staple them onto a co-worker's cork board;
tape them onto a blackboard;
sneak them into an enemy's lunchbox;
place them into someone's shoes;
put them into someone's backpack when they're not looking;
tape them onto someone's locker;
stuff them into the keyhole of a lock so that the victim will have a hard time opening it;
clog a public toilet, sink, or water fountain with them;
leave them on a supermarket shelf;
shove them into someone's water bottle, thermos, or watercooler;
sneak them into a slurpee machine;
put them into someone's mailbox;
place them on top of someone's head while they're sleeping;
hang them from someone's car antenna or side mirror;
leave them in the middle of a hallway;
put them into someone's ipod or cellphone case;
deposit them in a post box;
clog an ATM's credit card intake with them;
leave them in the fridge or freezer of a stranger;
leave them under some watermelons at the grocery store;
stuff them into someone's cd player or dvd player;
donate them to goodwill.
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