Whose house!?

A phrase randomly shouted out at bars when an intoxicated person is having more fun than previously thought possible. (Typical response would be "LeMieux's House!" screamed loud enough to make the weenie looking guy sitting next to you spill his beer)

Crazy drunken guy: "WHOSE HOOOOOOUSE!?"

Crazy drunken group of people: "LEMIEUX'S HOOOOOOOOOOOUSE!"

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Whose mans is this?

My fool who is better trouble for his woman than the trouble he accrues being out in public as himself.

“Whose mans is this?” refers to = unaccompanied “that guy”s.

E.g.: the bro who always brings his guitar to the party.

E.g.: When you spot a dude out and you know he missing a woman bc he’s acting or looking or saying something ridiculous, and some girl needs to claim this mess, or it’s about to go over and please no. Nobody wants that.

E.g.: Dat boi who needs to be checked by a strong black female, hopefully storming out yelling something hilarious like, “TYLER!!! Nobody wants to see your penis windmill! Put that sh*t away or it’s not invited home!”

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whose got to die

I am the man whose got to die, when its time for me to die, so therefore l will live my life the way l want to! This is what Jimi Hendrix said after leaving the 101st Airborne division.

I am the man whose got to die when it is my time.

You and whose army?

Expression of disbelief in and/or contempt for another's motivational capability. Communicates the attitude that the other person is utterly incapable of forcing anyone to do anything without the assistance of a large, heavily-armed force behind him.

Tough Guy: I already told you. Do it my way!
You: Forget it, pal.
Tough Guy: Okay, I'll MAKE you do it.
You: Yeah? You and whose army?

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Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Whose Line is it Anyway is the first and only improvisational television programme to be successful. Originally a radio programme on BBC radio in 1988, WLiiA moved to television. The BBC didn't believe the show would last, so it moved to Channel 4. The British version, hosted by Clive Anderson, lasted ten years. It featured comedians such as John Sessions, Stephen Fry, Josie Lawrence, Tony Slattery, Mike McShane, Greg Proops, Steve Frost, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles. In 1998, the show moved to America. Stiles pitched the show to ABC, which lasted five years, though new episodes from old recordings air occassionally. The American version, hosted by Drew Carey, help start Wayne Brady's career. Brady became a regular on the programme in 1999, alongside Mochrie and Stiles. The fourth seat featured a rotating roster of performers, including Greg Proops, Chip Esten, Brad Sherwood, and Kathy Greenwood.

Though the show is over, most of the cast still perform improv. Some of the British performers are members of the Comedy Store Players, and perform every weekend in London. Most of the American performers tour across the United States and Canada.

Whose Line Is it Anyway? is the only successful improv show created.

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whose ass is it gonna be

"whose ass is it gonna be" or WAITGB is used when trying to figure out who is to blame in a situation, usually to punish them.

Person 1: Someone robbed a helpless elderly man.
Person 2: Alright, whose ass is it gonna be?
or it can be used jokingly
Person 1: Someone leaked a major spoiler for a highly anticipated movie.
Person2: Whose ass is it gonna be?

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Whose Line is it Anyway?

Hilariously awesome show featuring either Clive Anderson (British version) or Drew Carey (US version). Both have their own unique charm, however I much prefer the US version myself. Colin and Ryan are the best preformers in my opinion, however Wayne Brady is the best at making up songs on the spot. Definitely worth checking out if you haven't seen it before.

Turn on the T.V. man, Whose Line is on!

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