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Port Townsend

Where everyone knows everyone, everyone fucks everyone, but nobody knows anyone.

Omg...did you hear Alana fucked her best friends boyfriend? Welcome to port Townsend.

by AnonymousAsshole666 June 7, 2016

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


port townsend

a small town where the uptown side is upper middle class and Castle Hill is the poor side

meth is a large problem in this town..

at night emo teens lurk around the skate park...

port townsend is a place where poverty is next to rich and wealthy estate old folk..

by cocoachicken October 20, 2007

41πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


danny townsend

A danny townsend is when you fuck up so grieviously that the fuck up is unrepairable.

"Dude, that movie was awesome, until you spilled all of your coke on me. Nice danny townsend, dumbass."

by Hachi VII September 26, 2006

15πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Miles Townsend

Miles Townsend is an All Star NBA player. He eats, sleeps, and breathes basketball to where its kinda sad smh just sad. He eats the cafeteria spaghetti on the regular (nasty). Townsend enjoys his time at the local YMCA and in other people buisness. Overall you cant name a worse basketball player. He also works part time at Heartland Dental Care. He is bestfriends with celebrity Andrew Lasserre and Samira Dean. He is also married to Madison Beer ans Summer Ray

Miles Townsend get out of my buisness- Morgan
Miles Townsend, How was your day at work at Heartland Dental Care?-Samira

by Its Corona Time March 9, 2020


Townsend Harris

Townsend Harris is a High school in Flushing, NY. It is the most amazing school to attend and although it is highly competitive all the kids there want to learn and have fun doing so. Any bad thing you’ve heard about Townsend is probably false. All the kids have great social lives, have lots of fun, and are admittedly hard working. The only hard part of the school is gym class but everyone gets used to it after a few months.
Another bad thing about Townsend is that every time you call some of your friends dumb they will think that you are using your high school as a way to prove your intelligence.

Jacob: I heard that Townsend Harris is for weirdos
Pedro: It really isn’t, everyone here is really normal

by Petra Douvalakis October 16, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Port Townsend

A small suburb close to port angeles....and whidbey island..full of old rich people, stoners, nothing to do and a boat dock.....

port townsend..has a high suicide rate

by blahblahland February 28, 2008

32πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Frances Townsend

1. A Bush crony needed to mop up the national embarrassment katrina disaster to provide the American public with a one sided investigation that will undoubtedly neglect the truth and bad publicity.

2. The act of appointing a reliable crony to cover up embarrassments of an irresponsible appointed crony.

1. Frances Townsend's investigation will prove George Bush does care about black people.

2. I was so scared I just about Frances Townsend my pants.

by Emmanuel_Goldstein September 20, 2005

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž