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Refers to someone who shits their pants
I almost Wilsoned myself after eating Taco Bell.
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last name of someone with superior fighting abilities and has an unbeliveable ability to get with the finest ladies to walk the earth
person 1: dude look at that guy over there he just punched on with 11 ninjas and won, and then all these hot girls stated smootching him
person 2: That guys last name must be wilson
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When one craps in the DT room of a local school. Or defecating on young boys for fun and sexual pleasure.
Helen got caught Wilsoning on Oliver
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The act of becoming sexually heightened whilst sniffing obnoxious smells, such as decomposing matter, rotting food, pig slurry, tannery waste, raw sewage effluent, pea juice, dodgy plum crumble, stilton, a clam etc all left in one container to fester. Getting off on a real stinker
A person who sniffs cocktails of waste samples all mixed together and left to brew in the sun for a period of time until it makes them want to vomit and inducing their ring to tighten is said to be Wilsoning. From the verb to Wilson.
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The worst town in all of the world, we have a bowling alley, parking lots and a movie theater. Its where the kids smoke weed and do dip. The adults all leave whenever they get a chance. People cannot even properly pronounce the name of their town, Wiltson is how it is pronounced around here. Guy Harvey shirts are far to prominent, most of the poplulation doesnt know what the word prominent means. If your clothes dont have a fish, a deer, a gun, or a rebel flag on them you are an outcast. Thats good old Wilson for you!
Welcome to Wilson we have absolutely nothing!
Oh no you had to go to Wilson I'm so very sorry
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Penis, but not necessarily an erect one. Willy is short for Wilson, and is more commonly used.
That geezer got his Wilson out in public. Don't be such a Wilson!
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A great guy with whom you will never have a dull moment; he is (usually) friendly and loving but is almost a complete joke. He can't refrain from saying the dumbest sentences known to man, while also being stressed out by the most simple situations where he holds responsibility. Wilson's are not actually stupid, but they sure seem that way.
It is impossible to not love a Wilson, but it's also impossible to not pity them, or find humour in almost everything they do or say.
It can also be used as an adjective to explain doing something immensely stupid, without thought, or that is a complete joke to all who observe it
Noun: Scientists are still baffled by the immense complexity of Wilson's stupidity, but he's still a great guy
Adjective: Did you hear about the kid who tripped over? What a Wilson!
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