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This occurs when a guy blows his load on a girl who wears glasses' face, and her glasses become difficult to see through as a result.
Her glasses gave her 20/20 vision, until I gave her a foggy windshield.
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A sexual act performed by men of advancing years who cannot blast sperm onto their partner's face as they previously could. To compensate for the lack of launch power, the man jizzes into his hand and then wipes the jizz across his partner's face in a side to side motion, much like a windshield wiper.
Grandpa Ken can't blast his load onto Janes face like he once could, but she still enjoys when he gives her the windshield wiper.
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When you're sexually attracted to a car windshield
For Example "Cassandra is windshield sexual"
Using a penis to clean off another persons butt cheeks.
Don't Dutch windshield me!
When you shoot cum on a persons glasses while they are wearing them, then rub your penis all over them smearing it. Or, while wearing glasses, you go down on a girl and she squirts all over your glasses.
I tried to give make her an Angry Pirate, but instead I gave her a Sticky Windshield.
Cooling effect experienced by humans due to velocity of wind as measured from the windshield of an automobile traveling at a rate of speed equivalent to current wind conditions as reported by the National Weather Service (NWS).
"I know it's only 28 degrees outside, but the windshield factor makes it feel more like 10 below zero!"
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When you are having sex and 'skeet-skeet!' on the girls face. Then, use your penis to wipe it back and forth like a windshield wiper and smear it on her face.
"This girl was doing the deadfish in bed so I gave her a Dirty Windshield."
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