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The Tony is a move, in competitive cycling, when well executed, results in incredibly erratic course being taken. This results in a greater than average chance of being struck by an automobile, chance of an errant bird strike, and worst yet, a near guarantee of losing every sprint one engages in.
"I had that sprint in the bag man, but the idiot in front of me pulled "The Tony" and the next thing I knew we were all laying in the fucking ditch."
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Tony is a guy who can be a dick one moment , then your best mate the next . He is blunt and honest when it feels like the whole world is constantly lying or sugarcoating . Someone who has such an amazing mind and beautiful artistic abilities . He helps so many without realising it , even if they dont help him . He is selfless to those he love and , sincerely , someone you should never do wrong . He plays it cool but it does sting yknow . You gotta love him because he ? Well , he ' s something else .
"Hey!"
"Oh, hey Tony, ur great"
toni's the cutest and prettiest person you will everv meet ,,, , ,
theyrr so sexyy,,
i lov toni theyre so pogchamp and lovely, ,,, :DDD i lovr you toni
- kami
have you heard of toni??
yeah theyre the prettiest person evr :DDD
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A handsome man with an amazing tan body and a smile you can see from a mile. He is willing to do anything and everything for the woman he loves and lets nothing come between him and his girl. He has a heart of gold and smells absolutely delicious and has the softest skin that you could touch and caress all day and night. He has his crazy moments but still manages to make a girl fall head over heels for him. His touch is unbearable and has an unbelievable large penis that is very very very satisfying in bed. He is pretty much the most awesome most lucky man in the world and i wouldn't change a damn thing about him.
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This is a noun used to describe a man with certain characteristics. These include mental and physical strength, the overwhelming desire to do the best he can in everything he does, including giving pleasure to his sexual partner, an over-sized penis and testicles, the ability to drink massive quantities of beer, and the total lack of fear in most situations.
"That guy Tony is a badass."
"Tony stole my girlfriend twice!"
"I heard one time Tony kicked Chuck Norris' ass!"
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slang for the popular stimulant drug cocaine
hey want to hit up some tony's tonight
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A really great guy, someone who exceeds preconceived notions about the way guys should be. Somehow always knows the right things to say and doesn't hesitate to say them.
Oh, god... Can't I meet a Tony just once??
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