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1. A female of the human species who has obtained seniority over girls.
2. A creature God created to torment man, as is evident in the biblical story of Adam and Eve. Eve chose to feast upon the forbidden fruit, and afterwards convinced Adam to do the same, casting them both out of paradise.
3. The ultimate manipulator, with an immense emotional arsenal.
4. By default, always the victim, regardless of circumstance.
Yes, that woman stabbed me in the kidney with a rusty ice pick for no reason, but she was suffering from PMS, so I was put in prison instead, and she was awarded several large trophies. I now am where I deserve to be.
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the ruler of the world. she is strong, and beautiful, inside and out. she can do anything a man could do, maybe even better. respect her, and she will respect you. tell her what she wants to hear. tell her how you really feel. if you think she is pretty, tell her. i promise you'll make her whole week. don't be sexist, it was a woman who carried you for nine months and, with a lot of pain, gave birth to you. respect them, and treat them right. women are more powerful than they seem.
"see that person over there? yeah, they won the race."
"yeah. it must be a woman."
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A woman is considered a person who has contributed so much to the world and yet is under-appreciated and denied even basic human rights. A woman can be considered a semi-god because of how much pain she has to go through in labour to bring humans into this world. A woman is a wonderful person to have in this world for she nurtures, supports and encourage the world's future. A woman sacrifies everything just to make you smile. Woman is a grandmother ,mother, daughter ,sister ,teacher and a true leader for she raised leader
Guys that "woman" is my friend, counsellor and my mother. I love her
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someone who identifies as a woman
1: did you see that super helpful definition of a woman?
2: hell yeah man, urban dictionary is the best
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How serious guys address crazy people
Your mind's gone, woman
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1. The female counterpart of males. The part of humans that give birth.
2.A term of endearment.
3.A word used out of anger, usually to spite females.
1.God made man, and from his rib made woman to keep him company.
2.I love that woman.
3."God Damn it, woman! You're going to be the end of me!!!!!!
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