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a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot
That guy is a real policy wonk
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Masturbation that goes sadly wrong or is attempted with a semi-erection.
She was a bit rough - it ended up with her trying to wonk me off.
My mum caught me having a wonk.
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1) The word 'know' spelled backwards.
Used to describe the talking heads on TV news shows who pretend to be experts.
2) A know-it-all
That AlGore is such a wonk, he says that he invented the internet.
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The name American sailors who are stationed in Bahrain give to Asian hookers at the bars.
Wow, there sure are a lot of wonks at this club.
Hey bro, lets have a wonk party at your flat this weekend.
I walked through that sea of wonks, and got my dick grabbed 7 times
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A word used usually in response to a variety of things, including bad puns, jokes, ideas, phrases, etc. It's usually given with "the stare." It can sometimes be emphasized by stressing the middle vowel (ie woooonk, where the "o" is pronounced the same way as the first "o" in "octopus"). It can be modified to different forms of the word like: wonky, wonked, wonking, wonkified, or adding adverbs in front like "very wonky."
1. "Quick! Catch your nose!"
"Why?"
"Because it's running!"
"wonk"
2. "I'm wonking you"
3. "major wonk!"
4. "That's a wonky deal"
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To describe something that isn't quite right, slightly off or not working properly
That picture is on the wonk/ the minigun is on the wonk/ my brains are on the wonk. Originates from darkest, most remote parts of Suffolk (u.k) where everyone and everything is said to be'on the wonk'.And with very good reason.
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