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Wonky

crazy,loony, not quite right, out of sorts. a mix of bonkers and wacky.

My computer keeps deleting my incoming mail,a nd being all wonky

by Loony Lovegood May 30, 2004

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Wonkie

Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling.

I can't help but stare at her wonkie eye.

by ParanoidT May 12, 2005

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wonkie

A description of the effects of Ketamine. Usually used to convey a sense of unbalance or malaise.

Dude, Kevbo is feeling super wonkie. (Kevin speaking in 3rd person)

by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

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Wonky Will

EVIL C̵̝̲̮ͤ͐̌̋͊̓̈́̋ͮ͝ͅI̶̅ͮ̃̋̅ͨ̒ͤ͊͂͗ͧ̒̓̅̌ͪ͌̚͝͡ ̺͓̫̠̥̝̣̪͖̠N̵̛̦͕͎̼̰̯̳̫̪͗ͪ͐̅̃̈́Gͥ͊̏ͧ҉͜ ̗̯̬̺̩̻̦̩̯͉̦̣͓̺ ̡̦̞͎͚̫̮̙͔̯̟̣͓͕̣̽ͤͯ͗̌̅̓͟ͅB̆ͤͬ̇̈́̒̏͑̓̇͆̒͆̉͆ͩ͌҉̢̹̰̣̘̜̭̹̮͝Ȕ̃͗̃ͮ̎ ͏̖͓͎͚̟̲̬̳̬̬͓̰̤͚̹̥̩͙͕Çͪ̏ͨ̀͐̓̾̒ͥ̿̎ͮ̅̿̑̔͂̉͟͠ ̭̦̠͖̥͙Ḧ̳̜͖̺̙̣̻̤̱́ͯ͌͗̌ͩ͛̃̀͋ͣͩ͡Ǎ̶̰̞͍̲̜́ͪ̏̽ͦͨͫ͋ͦ͐̀ͣ͌̿̔͡C̔̆ͤ̈̓̓̿̇ͬ̾̿̿̃̏̈́̐̔̑̓͟͝ ̫͍̝̜A̵̎̀ͪ͗̍̕͝͠͏̠͇͕͙͓͉̰̭͍͇͕͖͔̯̻͙ͅC̵̹̱͚̱̖͎͉̐ͧͯ̓̿͠Hͩͩ̇ͧͭͭ͐̒ͮ̒ͩ̓͌͢͠҉̧̛͓͙͎̞̺̯̠̻̼̠̬̳̣̹̼̯Ǎͮ͐̊̉̂̎ͭ̍̒ͯͬ̽͆ͥ͋͞҉̡̢̳̖͕̻̘͔̞ ͬ͋̓̄̎̿ͬ͑ͨ̚҉̴̬̲̝̗̟̟͓̀͞͞Í̆͗̆͗̓ͪ̀̽̓ͨͧ̕ ͔̟̪̣̩͚ͅṠ̶̡̛͙͈̱̩̪͙ͦ̈́̄̏ͧͩ̋ͦ̄̓̋̏ͧͥ̈͜ ̶̉͐̎̔̈̓ͧ͏͏̣̘̬͈̳̱̦͕͈͖̞̞͉͈̩͠ͅBͭͤ̎͑ͩ̈ͯ͗ͬ̂͊̿̆̅ͬ̉̍͏̪̫̦̱͖͔̪̮͇͔͜E͐̉ͫ̑ͣ̂͑̈̄͐̋ͦͮ͝ ̘̭̪̱̪̺̫̲T͒͌ͩ͑̎̔͛ͤ͑ ̬̟̰̱̻̬̱͇̳̮̼̝̲͘̕͝ͅT̡̙̜̩͚̠͔̣͇͕̤͙̹̅ͬ̎̍̏ͨ̇ͯ̀ͮ̄ͯ̓̍̾̈ͮ̈́ͬ̕͟͜͢E͆͂ͫͤ͊͑̊ͬͪ̄̽ͭ̚ ҉͔̗͔̮͙R͈̪̩͕̳̬̣͈̟ͧ̐͆̒ͩ͐ͪͣ͂̊ͨͪͫ͑̓͜͢ͅ

C̵̝̲̮ͤ͐̌̋͊̓̈́̋ͮ͝ͅI̶̅ͮ̃̋̅ͨ̒ͤ͊͂͗ͧ̒̓̅̌ͪ͌̚͝͡ ̺͓̫̠̥̝̣̪͖̠N̵̛̦͕͎̼̰̯̳̫̪͗ͪ͐̅̃̈́Gͥ͊̏ͧ҉͜ ̗̯̬̺̩̻̦̩̯͉̦̣͓̺ ̡̦̞͎͚̫̮̙͔̯̟̣͓͕̣̽ͤͯ͗̌̅̓͟ͅB̆ͤͬ̇̈́̒̏͑̓̇͆̒͆̉͆ͩ͌҉̢̹̰̣̘̜̭̹̮͝Ȕ̃͗̃ͮ̎ ͏̖͓͎͚̟̲̬̳̬̬͓̰̤͚̹̥̩͙͕Çͪ̏ͨ̀͐̓̾̒ͥ̿̎ͮ̅̿̑̔͂̉͟͠ ̭̦̠͖̥͙Ḧ̳̜͖̺̙̣̻̤̱́ͯ͌͗̌ͩ͛̃̀͋ͣͩ͡Ǎ̶̰̞͍̲̜́ͪ̏̽ͦͨͫ͋ͦ͐̀ͣ͌̿̔͡C̔̆ͤ̈̓̓̿̇ͬ̾̿̿̃̏̈́̐̔̑̓͟͝ ̫͍̝̜A̵̎̀ͪ͗̍̕͝͠͏̠͇͕͙͓͉̰̭͍͇͕͖͔̯̻͙ͅC̵̹̱͚̱̖͎͉̐ͧͯ̓̿͠Hͩͩ̇ͧͭͭ͐̒ͮ̒ͩ̓͌͢͠҉̧̛͓͙͎̞̺̯̠̻̼̠̬̳̣̹̼̯Ǎͮ͐̊̉̂̎ͭ̍̒ͯͬ̽͆ͥ͋͞҉̡̢̳̖͕̻̘͔̞ ͬ͋̓̄̎̿ͬ͑ͨ̚҉̴̬̲̝̗̟̟͓̀͞͞Í̆͗̆͗̓ͪ̀̽̓ͨͧ̕ ͔̟̪̣̩͚ͅṠ̶̡̛͙͈̱̩̪͙ͦ̈́̄̏ͧͩ̋ͦ̄̓̋̏ͧͥ̈͜ ̶̉͐̎̔̈̓ͧ͏͏̣̘̬͈̳̱̦͕͈͖̞̞͉͈̩͠ͅBͭͤ̎͑ͩ̈ͯ͗ͬ̂͊̿̆̅ͬ̉̍͏̪̫̦̱͖͔̪̮͇͔͜E͐̉ͫ̑ͣ̂͑̈̄͐̋ͦͮ͝ ̘̭̪̱̪̺̫̲T͒͌ͩ͑̎̔͛ͤ͑ ̬̟̰̱̻̬̱͇̳̮̼̝̲͘̕͝ͅT̡̙̜̩͚̠͔̣͇͕̤͙̹̅ͬ̎̍̏ͨ̇ͯ̀ͮ̄ͯ̓̍̾̈ͮ̈́ͬ̕͟͜͢E͆͂ͫͤ͊͑̊ͬͪ̄̽ͭ̚ ҉͔̗͔̮͙R͈̪̩͕̳̬̣͈̟ͧ̐͆̒ͩ͐ͪͣ͂̊ͨͪͫ͑̓͜͢ͅ THAN WONKY WILL

by Cing Buchacacha December 17, 2021


Wonkied

Stoned, high

"Yeah dude, me and E got hella wonkied last night"

by Slimshady420blazeit October 22, 2016

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Wonky.

(noun)

1. A rare animal with the right leg a foot longer than the left. thus, making them waddle around in circles. their mating call is an obscure rooster/donkey/trumpet-like "woooonnnkkyyyyyy" they have wings with ever-shedding feathers. tail of a Kangaroo. other features vary. they often live in warm climates but also at the summer camp, tanager lodge. the first wonky was born in front of the dishwashing porches in late afternoon infront of 3 kids washing dishes. the only 3 witnesses. meanwhile the rest of the camp was throwing balls at eachother during an intense game of dodgeball.

(adj)
2. see other definitions for "wonky"

wonky's are wonky.
that's it.

by SaeBaCai March 14, 2007

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Wonky

A style (or sub genre) of electronic music usually found in Dubstep, Electro, Glitch, Breakbeat, & Grime. It has also been suggested that wonky is a genre of music itself.

This album is hella wonky and glitchy.

by klone138 January 22, 2010

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