the woods

a place on any local golf course to get drunk with friends and random people. there will usually be a bonfire on the nearest sand pit.

hey, you going to the woods tonight?

that chick bobbled those two guys at the woods

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The Wood

Ringwood, New Jersey, a paradise of trees and lakes and home to the coolest people alive.

I live in the wood, therefore I am awesome!!

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woods

Incarceration Term-Used to describe whites in prison/jail. Short for peckerwood, a derogatory term used to portray dumb white boys. Much like redneck.
The Aryan Brotherhood white supremicist gang states that it means Whites Only One Day Soon. This is incorrect however.
Blacks are brothers or kinfolk. American latinos are chicanos. Immigrant latinos are pisanos. Indians are chiefs.

One of the woods in our block got caught stealing a radio. The wood head sent out the torpedos to stomp him. That punk bitch won't be able to walk for a year.

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Wood

The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).

"Damn,I think this thing needs a tune-up (aaaaahhhhh)".

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A-Wood

Name of an alcoholic beverage. It's a combination of pineapple soda and pear absolut vodka. The best drink ever. Originates from Santa Barbara, California.

Last week I got totally messed up cause I was drinking A-Wood all night.

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the woods

Shortened name for Foxwoods Resort and Casino located in Ledyard, CT. Great place to go when there aint shit to do.

Todd: Yo let's go catch some tail
Dave: Fuck that, lets go to the woods!

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Wood

Something you can stroke really fondly, or can be stuck in ryan

Damn Ryan, look at dat wood

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