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Woody is a boy every girl falls for. His soft, silky hair and his cute face will be the death of you. He doesn't usually get into fights, but if he does, he wins. If you know a woody you're so lucky!
"Who's that boy?"
"Oh, that's Woody, he's so attractive!"
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Raised in tht Yoc life and straight G. Not these fake ass ones these dayz. Proud Norteno and all tha soldiers ridin for tht NORTE giv much respect to Woodie Wood. I wish i wouldve known him. We wouldve learned alot 4rm him but we can learn it thru his music. He had an amazing gift nigga. He will always be rememberd.
"Fuk a bitch, fuk a snitch, keep a joint up in yo lips" - Woodie
"When enemies approach should i run or should i kill, fuk runnin im gunnin producin murders wit my steel!" - Woodie
"My mother prays that i quit tha life i lead. Damn i try to change my ways but these streets are callin me and i love her to death but at tha same time ima soldier i gotta put in work to let rivals kno they cnt get ova" - Woodie
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the best person you’ll ever meet he is sweet kind considerate and not to mention extremely hot if you ever get a chance with him you will be treated like a queen and he will constantly tell you how much you mean to him but make sure you look after him he’s one of the best boys you will ever meet and you don’t want to loose him
girl out for my man: omg is that woody??
me: YEH AND HES MINE SO BACK OFF
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1. An erect penis.
2. A stupid character on the sitcom "Cheers".
1. That chick gave me a woody!
2. That Woody on Cheers is a retard!
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A guy who is amazingly awesome; indescribly hot
gal 1: "WOW' who is that?"
gal 2: " That's Woody!!!"
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The greatest individual attempt at a sandwich induced orgasm. The signle most amazing piece of edible delight known to mankind. God's gift to the stoner population of sacramento. Roast beef, cream cheese, melted cheddar, and the perfect blend of tabasco sause and Beach Hut's BBQ sauce all toasted to perfection on a sourdough roll. Eating anything else is like wiping your ass with sand paper.
Beach Hut attendent: "Hey, what can i get for you?"
Spennny:"can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink"
Beach Hut attendent:"would u like me to rub your balls as well?"
Spennny:"no thanks, i'll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be."
The Woody is my savior.
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