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Poetic genius, always making others smile. If I were'nt lesbian I'd want him.
Woosh > Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Penis is huge, it touches my shoe.
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Originally from reddit, used when someone doesn’t get a joke or thinks you’re being serious.
Person 1: wow your cat looks so cool
Person 2: that’s a dog you retard
Person 1: r/woosh
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That feeling you get when you suddenly and severely have to go to the bathroom. Sometimes your body will say “you will crap your pants in 3…2…1…” and you have to trackstar to the bathroom.
“Every time I eat dairy foods, I get a spooky woosh.”
When a joke goes right over your head and you don’t get it
Person1: r/woosh
Person2: ?
Person1: r/woooosh
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What nerds say when dumb people don’t understand a joke
Post: Gay people are lesbians
Idiot: BuT tHaT mAkEs No SiNcE bEcAuSe GaY mEaNs SoMeBoDy LiKeS gUyS aNd LeSbIaN mEaNs YoU lIKe GiRlS
Nerd: r/woosh
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you thought a joke was serious and someone replied "r/woosh" now you're crying in bed with no-one to talk to since you got wooshed
i got no friends now since i got r/wooshed
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