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when you encounter the work of a certain band, athelete, celebrity, fauxlebrity, or anybody of the sort that you take to and scour the internet for more work or information from this gripping personality. Checking their twitter, looking on their non-micro blogs, checking out photos, wikipedia page, myspace, and youtube videos. Also known as stalking by internet.
Dude 1 (After watching transformers)- Before I fapped off to her, I totally practiced internet worship on Megan Fox. I went all over youtube and google images and read her wikipedia page and all that shit before I passed out wanking to her FHM shoot.
Dude 2- Yo sounds cool. Promise me you want stalk her and/or murder and rape anybody as a product of the stalking.
Dude 1- All best are off bro, I'm high on internet worship.
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When a female (that is not Caucasian) dates Caucasian males exclusively.
Predominantly occurs with Asian females.
Ron : Why did Cynthia propose to her boyfriend after a few months of dating?
Michelle : Didn't you know? She's a white worshiper.
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the act of turning into a quivering, wet, idiot when presented with a cock (male sex organ) in front of your face. This act includes: drooling, lip-smacking, kissing, fondling, stroking, touching, sucking, whining, begging with mouth feet face and hands all over the cock.
Sheila grew wet 'down there' and her eyes grew large as the big man unearthered his member... cock worshipping was on the menu tonight!
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1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.
1. Even though I'm firmly in the friendzone, my roommate Becky likes to send me a clamagram every now and then just to tease me since she knows I'm into pussy worshipping.
2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.
3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.
4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.
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Breasts; The two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body.
"Caroline crossed her arms across her worship lumps."
Refers to the decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church.
“Bottom doesn’t go to church; he prefers mattress worship.”
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An act in which a someone will beg, lick, suck, smell, jerk-off to a females feet (usually a male) the female will most likely be teasing the male that is supposed to be very loyal to the female
She laid me down on the bed and sat down with her socks right next to my feet and told me to smell them, i smelled her cute little feet with her pink and black socks, then she asked me to whip out my cock and i did so, she then took off her feet and i saw her smooth cute feet, i just wanted to lick them and to my surprise she pressed them against my face and told me to sniff and lick her beautiful feet , "you like that foot lover" she said, she then stopped and asked me to beg for her feet, i love doing some foot worship
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