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The most awesome video game critic to ever grace this existence, whose real name is Ben Croshaw. He managed to do all of two freelance reviews before he was quickly snatched up by The Escapist, where he now does weekly reviews in his own section, Zero Punctuation. This fast-talking, humor-filled critic with a British accent rambles on for three or four minutes almost without pause, illustrating his thoughts with a simple, yet amusing style of animation, and the kinds of offhand cracks that will have you falling out of your chair. If you've never heard of him, you should go and see Zero Punctuation.
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Dude, did you see Yahtzee's review of Guitar Hero 3?
Yeah man, I almost pissed myself!
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a word shouted when something you see (feel, touch, smell, etc.) is pleasing to any of the five senses, including the genitals.
Avery: *points to male figure with large biceps*
Katie: YAHTZEE!!!
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What you yell when you cum in a girl's mouth after a blowjob where she actively played with your balls.
Oh baby you're amazing...Here it comes...YAHTZEE!!
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The act of pulling out of a girl during intercourse, shaking your sack, and yelling "Yahtzee!!" while you throw your load on your partner.
"Dude, I totally gave my girl 'the Yahtzee' last night. Now she won't return my phone calls."
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What a male shouts to his male friends when he sees a Really Hot Chick
(Guy sees hot chick)
Guy: YAHTZEE!
Other guy: Oh yeah!
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When one is having sex with another and is about to bust a big load all over the girl. The man takes the jizz in his hand and yells YAHTZEE! while throwing the cum into the girls face. This may result in a slap, punch in the balls, kick in the balls or if extreme enough... choking. Which of course if that happens, punch her in the stomach 3 times and the cum should gradually come back up.
I was fucking some bitch and i pulled a yahtzee all up in her grill.
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Expression used to capture the moment of conquest, finality.
A: "Man, where the hell are my keys??? I can't find anything after that party!"
B: "Yo, Bruce, YAHTZEE...man! Here they be!"
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