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The word yak means blowjob and it can be used as any type of word such as using the noun version as a blowjob and also a verb as to give a blowjob. It can really be used as any word though because it is mysterious. This word began to be commonly known as blowjob in California when a famous celebrity Stephen Figura used it openly.
"Did she yak you last night?" -Maddie
"Yeah, she gave me the best yak ever" -Stephen
"wow that beer belly and Neapolitan ice cream is so yak" -Hannah
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In addition to the other definitions of the word:
Noun. A smallish younger man with an insationable appetite and a fantastic metabolism. Usually has a shaved head. Always "catting around" and making shifty movements. When engaging in something suspicious, a yak pulls his shirt collar or t-shirt over his mouth just below his nose. He is usually terrible with women, and has to resort to "yakking" them up (see next definition for explanation). Mostly sarcastic in nature, yet still is the butt of most jokes.
Verb. To yak something up means to acquire, or come up on, under shady circumstances, such as women. This process is normally a lucrative event littered with smooth small talk and occurs due to prodding from fellow heathens. The sexual aftermath of being yakked up only lasts about four minutes. Yakking something up can be applied to any situation an is always executed under shady circumstances.
1. Look at that shady little yak in the corner of the bar!
2. I hope he doesn't think he's going to yak me up.
3. Glenn yakked up some sushi before going to the bbq, even though he knew he was going to eat later.
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The liquid substance of methadone and vomit.
That junkie waits to for his yak everyday when Paul goes to the pharmacy
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The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.
"GASP! The Shaving Yak left me shavng-scum!"
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another way of showing laughter in a text message or cyber conversation. it is used repeatitively. it can be used instead of lol and hahahaha.
BOB: Why did the chicken cross the road?!
STEVEN: I do not know, why?!
BOB: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!
STEVEN: yak yak yak yak oh bob, that was a good one!
BOB: yak yak yak, i thought so too!
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another word for high quality gatorade i dont know where it originated, but i always say pass me the yak.
During the football game, i said, "pass me the yak." of course, referring to the gatorade.
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