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Phillip "Au Bon Pain" says this when he refers to something political.
"Who won the Iowa caucus?"
"Yo momma."
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A lame comeback kids (usually 12-15 years old) use to insult someone
Brandon: Who is that hot woman standing over there?
Zack: Yo momma!
Brandon: LAME!!
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1. The person who just received a cum shot from me last night.
2. A cheap whore.
"Yo momma just started sucking my dick. I was like 'What the fuck?' She was good, though."
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someone who is so fat when she went outside with a yellow shirt on people yelled 'taxi!' someone who is so stupid when the weatherman said it was chilly outside she went out with a bowl and a spoon. someone who is so dirty when a man asked for crabs she opened her legs. someone who is so poor that when your friend came over and stepped on a lit ciggarette she went 'there goes the heater'
yeh i think i said it all alrede.
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your mother, your biological mother, the woman who gave birth to you, the woman who gave you half of your genes
john: hey shonesia mokishia shonlisha! can i have a penny?
shonesia mokishia shonlisha: ok...but dont lose it in yo mommas rolls!!
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hi jonaynay
YO MOMMA!
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The perfect thing 2 say when sum dumb fool asks u a stupid question!!!
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