November 17 is slap your brother day
me: its National Slap Your Brother Dayβ¦
brother NO-
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National fuck your brother day!
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Is on October 4th
National slap your brother day is on October 4th and you slap your brother
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Comes from the old legends like: your mom gay, you granny tranny etc. But this is the evolved ascended form that involves two greater insults in one form soon it will be the trinity with 3 insults
Bob: hey
John: your mom gay
Bob: no u
John: your brother a mother and your mother gay
*The devil is instantly summoned and drags billy down to the deapths of hell to rot for all eternity
National Kiss Your brother day is when you can legally kiss your brother. So kiss him. Make is good ladies you know you want to.
Its national kiss your brother day i can finally kiss you
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Saying this will completely destroy someone's life and make any insult they say to you invalid. It is a bigger and more powerful version of your mom gay lol.
Friend: "ha your mom gay lol"
You: "well your brother asexual lol"
Friend: dies
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On December 13 you get to hit your brother for free without getting in trouble or getting beat tf up.
You: Hi Brother
Brother: Hi
You: (Hit your brother)
You: before you hit me itβs national hit your brother day.
Brother: ok
(On National Hit Your Brother Day. π€ you get to hit your brother as much as you want without getting yo shit rocked. π)
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