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May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.
Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.
Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."
Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?
Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."
National give your wife your hoodie day means that you should give your hoodie away to your wife. You should try it! She will love it
Friend: do you know what day it is today? Did u remember to give it away?
Me: ofc i did! I will never forget National give your wife your hoodie day again
Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,
Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed
The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day
"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"
"isn't that national beat your wife day?"