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Occurring on Christmas eve, when a man and a woman have anal sex, when the man is about to nut, the woman takes a shit, and the man cums all over and inside the shit, creating a yule log appearance.
I gave Susie the yule log last Christmas eve.
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A formal dance held on Christmas night when a Triwizard Tournament is occurring. This is basically Christmas prom where the same usual goes for four hours straight.
Ranka: Hey Susumu, will you take me to the Yule Ball?
Susumu: Sorry Ranka, I can't. Konata in the grade above me asked me.
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Yule Tool-Someone who acts like a complete jerk during the holiday season. Prone to fits of rage if holiday lights don't work and if inflatable snowmen refuse to stand up right.
Also applies to rude holiday sales help, "door buster" bullies and pedifile store Santa's.
It takes a real Yule Tool to stand in line for six hours just to be one of the first people in the store that is offering holiday "door buster" sales.
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When you take a shit inside a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as a Dildo.
Pass me that Yule Log David, I fancy butt chugging that sucka.
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A log that has been carved to resemble a penis - male sex organ- in the pagan worship of Saturnalia (Now know as Christ's mass) - for the GOD of excess & fertility GOD YULE.
The log is set to burn for 7 day's of the celebration with sometimes human sacrifices in this food, drink & sex (Homo-sexual encounters allowed) orgy, on the darkest days of the year in the winter- The only day master becomes slave- slave becomes master.
Peter asked "Is that a Yule log in your pocket- long, round, hard, & on fire...or are you just happy to see me or both..."
Dick said "Yes- would you like to worship it cause if I side it into your man holes...it will burn for 7day's- it wouldn't splinter and you better be clean cause I don't want the (Shit end) of the stick after..."
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When you crap a massive log of shit the day after Christmas that percolated in your colon from Christmas dinner. These Yule log shits can take hours to pass due to the fact they are the size of a Chipoltle burrito. Often contains: ham, mashed potatoes, apple pie, gingerbread men, dinner rolls and other starchy/fatty drunk food.
My ass is covered in hemorrhoids from giving birth to the biggest yule log shit of my life. I was in labor for like 3 hours.
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A place also known as hell.
Where people known as rednecks or pot heads attend.
YULEE HIGHSCHOOL.... A place where no one wants to go .
Woah! Dude this sucks.
Oh it must be Yulee High School .
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