Burned my baked ziti

Italians use it..... Meaning you you caught an std.

Pauly D: Mikey ...she got me.

Mike : What you mean pauly/
Pauly: i burned my baked ziti

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The Zity

The Zity is what local New Yorkers call New York City. People will know if you’re not from The Zity if you call it something else.

Guy 1. Where are you from?
Girl 1. I just moved to New York from California.
Guy 2. I told you she wasn’t from The Zity