October 20

National skip school/ work day. On this day you can skip whatever you like and not get in trouble for it

Person 1: Hey tomorrow is October 20th you know what that means...

Person 2: yep, I’ll be sleeping all day cause I’m skipping everything

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4 20

Best holiday(which is today, april 20th)!

4-20! National Smoke Out Day

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20's

an inch measurement for the wheels of an automobile.

i got 20's for my caddy.

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September 20

A day to celebrate all the soldiers who were brave enough to go to AREA 51. Every year we celebrate OUR SOLDIERS on September 20!

September 20 , happy Area 51 day

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Matchbox 20

The 20th matchbox. Anyone who uses a lot of matchboxes will know that it is vital to number every single one. The 20th matchbox, though the same as all the others, is still a matchbox worth having it's own definition on the urban dictionary. Contrary to popular beleif there is absolutely no relation between the phrase matchbox 20 and the recording artists Rob Thomas, Kyle Cook and others.

OMG you stole matchbox 20!

what do you mean 'am i here for the matchbox 20 gig?'

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June 20

A day where badass mutha fuckas were born. They also have a great sense of humor, and a ehh sized dick.

Damn, they were born on june 20, I bet they are a badass. To bad they dont have a big dick, its ehhh.

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august 20

the guy born today will have a massive penis

________ was born on august 20

that’s why his penis is so big

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