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The case of having so many STDs on your weiner that it's completely covered in bumbs, boils and crevasses.
Guy #1: I don't think you should be hooking up with girls with the state your wang is in...
Guy #2: It's okay. They like it. It's ribbed for her pleasure.
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1) A fugly chick so horrid only the Blind will smile at that baish.
2) need for the use of a blindfold to forget about the vision of one ugly succubus.
* Timmy had some Blind Man's Pleasure with Tina after having acid poured into his eyes.
*Thankfully i had a paperbag handy to enjoy some Blind Man's Pleasure after seeing a face that looks like Carmen Electra after getting beatin in the face, scarred with a butcher knife, bitten by a rat, and pissed on.
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a school where a lot of gang shit is going on right now , hella ghetto
oh shit you go to pleasure ridge park ? you gone die
There's a time for being serious and a time for being fun.
While wanting to go to a party but still having homework, Chloe's parents said "business before pleasure."
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Act done during masturbation. When about to cum, get up, start spinning as fast as you can whilst ejaculating and humming carnival music.
-Sorry I'm late, Mr.Smith, I had to clean up after doing the Carousel of Self Pleasure.
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Prison. Derives from "HMP" or "Her Majesty's Prison", a prefix applied to all prisons in the UK.
"Tommy just spent 6 weeks on holiday at Her Majesty's Pleasure"
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A two-sided man suit constructed for the purpose of sexual intercourse with two partners at once. Created as a response to the growing popularity of "fur suits", the Pleasure Town Machine represents both irony and functionality in the sexual fetish world. Not only can the wearer insert his penis through the front of the costume, the reverse side has a prosthetic phallus for said dual intercourse.
"Did you see that dude in the man-suit, he's totally spoiling our party, even though he can get it on from both sides. It must be the fabled Pleasure Town Machine."
-Woman in fur suit, oveheard at a furry convention.
www.pleasuretownmachine.com
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