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Our god, our sacred, our only hope for our second coming...
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The killer in five nights at Freddy's who kills children and puts them in animatronic suites he also made the animatronics. he is the purple character in the fnaf mini-games.
Man1: do you know what happened to those 5 kids
Man2: yes purple guy killed them. he put them in animatronic suits to hide the bodies.
Man1: bro are they going to arrest him.
Man2: no they cant
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Somebody who doesn't put a protective case on their pretty expensive smartphone.
Elon Musk is a no case guy.
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The strongest character in naruto. In fact he was going to be hokage but he graciously gave the position to naruto because he knew naruto wanted to be hokage.
That guy is so strong he must be a ramen guy
Typical of the male human condition, concern that one's penis is insufficient in length and/or girth and/or shape and/or form and/or smell to be appealing to potential sexual partners when exposed.
Manifests as hiding one's penis with elaborate hand gestures whilst using a urinal, populating one's pants with socks and other padding, excessive engagement in oral and digital sex, a preference for sex in darkness and showering alone.
Chris: Mike, how was your date with that hot drummer on Saturday night?
Mike: It was great, but when I got back to her place, I had to run outside naked and pull the fuses for the house to make sure she'd still let me do her.
Chris: Mate, you have Guy Syndrome.
1. Someone or some guy you feel sympathetic for.
2. Someone you feel sorry for.
"Poor guy lost everything."
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