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Dirty Ken

When you tie a noose with your foreskin and put it around your partners throat to slowly choke them in a kinky manner while you fist them with your four limbs

Cause of death: the Dirty Ken
“Evil move that”
“But god it is hot”

by TobascoSource December 3, 2020

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Bro-kens

"Bro-tokens", the type of imaginary currency used by bros to determine how much they owe each other.

"Hey bro, can I cash in 10 bro-kens if you pay for my Subway?"

"Yeah, I owe you ten bro-kens anyways for giving me that nice piece of ass's number"

by yarr the pirate April 24, 2010

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Ken Lump

No penis, just a lump- like the ken dolls lump

Do you have a ken lump?

by BarbieTeet August 24, 2009

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Ken Lam

BB

"Be my Ken Lam"

by baRBiEplAyhOUSeXD June 12, 2012

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Ken folks

Someone of the Black or African American Descent..Usually "Ghetto" Black People or "Thugs".

There is a lot of Ken Folks in East St.Louis!

by J-Dawg GC&STL Fo'Sho July 24, 2006

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ken jennings

The second winningest Jeopardy player ever, to Brad Rutter. He lost to Brad in the 2005 2 Million Dollar Masters Tournment in 3 straight games. Apparently NOT the best Jeopardy player ever.

P1: Man, did you see Ken Jennings on Jeopardy last week?
P2: Yeah, he got totally ruttered in three straight games by Brad Rutter himself!

by TDanza2006 January 25, 2006

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Ken Doll Situation

A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)

Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"

by Fried glue February 27, 2017