A person who is a retard and has no common sense or general knowledge
(An idiot)
Samantha: i spent 400$ on a game this month
Sarthak: you really a set 8 for doing that
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Best day of the year to be born for the best people, mainly anyone with the name Olivia ... because sheesh they are sexy and beutifaul, kind but a bit judgey. But holy, anyone born on this day is an absolute keeper, not like those grosse October 18 people
Person 1: Yo whats your birthday
Person 2: August 8th
Person 2; damn you must be fine
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The day when the freakiest of freaks are born. Without people born on February 8th good sex wouldn’t exist.
guy 1: My girl’s birthday is February 8th
guy 2: Oh you know what that means?
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If you are born in april 8, you are so hot and can get any boy you would like.
When’s you birthday
April 8
YOUR HOT AS FUCK
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infinity to the power of infinity and beyond
I <3 U 8^8+
or
I miss you 8^8+
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No self deprecation day. You’re not allowed to say anything harmful to yourself, give yourself a few compliments while you’re at it, you deserve it. :)
Friend 1: I’m actually a great person
Friend 2: What’s gotten into you? You’re never nice to yourself.
Friend 1: It’s November 8th, no self deprecation day.
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May 8, kiss and slap an ass day boy or girl dont matter😉
Mia:hey guess wht...
Sam:what?
Mia: its may 8 national kiss or slap an ass day...
Sam:so...
Mia:u can slap ones ass or kiss them!!
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