luke p

A manipulative guy that makes up lies about everyone else to make himself appear to be a better person. He is willing to screw everyone else over for his own benefit. He is very arrogant as well. Ladies (and gentlemen who are not straight), steer clear of Luke P’s.

OMG he’s such a Luke P. Please save yourself and don’t go out with him.

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Pushing P

Buying something with your own money
Cashing out, spending hard earned money
P don’t just mean playa it mean paper too

When yo backyard inside and outside you pushing p. When you got a private jet you pushin p. When you renting houses and cars you kickin p.

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p' awkward

To be pudgy and awkward. Popularized by the comedian Mike Birbiglia

I’m pudgy cause I eat- I’m pudgy cause I’m fat.
I eat a lot pizza then I stuff it in your hat.
I’m also awkward too. I’ll make fun of your zoo.
I think that it’s genetic cause my brother’s awkward too.
This is why this is why this is why I’m p' awkward.

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p legee

a short hand of the short hand "pretty legit"

How you doing bro?
I got raped last night, but otherwise I'm p legee.

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Chilly P

Child Pornography

Scott took a gander at some of his chilly P before going out to the baseball game

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heaty p

The heat pump

"can you please turn heaty p up to 22degrees"

P-Noid

An abbreviation and or short for - 'Paranoid'.
-used most commonly in public settings or in the presence of others whom may be less on-task when you are around the paranoid subject or their friends.
-usually, the paranoia is onset from intoxication,

(i.e. methamphetimine)

"Yeah, Cory was over lastnight getting high with us."
"How was that?"
"He was totally high and all P-NOID looking out the blinds every 5 seconds."