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The day George Bush drove an aeroplane into a building using nothing but a remote control.
Hello, I'm George Bush I am flying my plain into the twin towers on 9/11. Weeee!!!
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An industrial/aggro tech band formed circa 2000 in Castro Valley,Ca. They had beeen formed By lead vocalist and lyricist Nero Bellum(also known as Marshall Carnage) and lead-guitarist Josef heresy.They had spent many years within the underground and grew over-time a severly devoted fan base and cult-following;Known for their anti-christian(nihilistic lyrics)and a common controversy over the name being partly derived off of th name of a gas used at extinction camps in WW2 to kill jews(Zyklon-B).They have been on many tours wih several leading bands within the aggro/industrial metal genre including Mushroomhead and some other notable bands.They belong to the german label Noi-tekk and the american branch of the label known as Metropolis.
Me "Psyclon 9 pwns all your stupid nu-metal and mallcore shit!"
mallcore kid"This shit sucks"
Me"No it does'nt you are just listening to so much sucky shit that by proportion you are unaware as to what good music is!"
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Something so fowl that it cannot be described as anything.
Man 2 Girls 1 Cup, Pain Olympics, Death by Horse Fuck, Space Docking in Public is so level 9.
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A dog police force that is meant to sniff out drugs, and bad guys. They know how to attack and send their opponent on the ground bleeding and crying and eventually die if there were not their handlers to arrest them and let them bleed out as they give them a ticket for fleeing the law and going 5 MPH over the speed limit in a 80 km/h zone.
But sometimes if your luck they will shoot you before they let the hounds loose on you. Just like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons who always lets the hounds loose on trespassers like Girl scouts and orphans!
Example 1:
Mark: Why you running
Kevin: Cause the K-9's are after me
Mark: You better run they bit off Matt's balls last week!
Example 2:
Burns: Release the hounds!
Smithers: Their out for cleaning
Burns: Well you go get them then!
Smithers: Right away, Sir! Bark!
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WEED. From the compund found in Marijuana: Delta 9 Tetrahydroch....Something or other.
"Let's get some Delta 9 up in this muh-fucka."
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Oh no,you have reached year nine. Better hold on to your virginity because it wont last the October halloween parties. Your makeup skills got worse than last year and you are getting fake tans and nails done every week. They start sucking year 11s cocks and having sex every week. If you sit near one,listen into their convos for the sweet gossip
"Yo did you see the Year 9"
"Yeah one of them sucked me off"
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Luis- "Hey fool, you got tha 5-9?"
Rob "Oh fo sho! What you think this is?
Kindergarden? 3 bucks a pop"
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